How about D) someone who is educated and can't stand the fact that someone took one of the greatest battles in history and turned it into a videogame complete with boss fights...

or E) Someone who was paying attention to more than digitally created oiled abs and asses.

Or even F) Someone who understands the difference between good acting and bad acting, good writing and bad writing, and a good movie and a bad movie.

Basically... you suck. ;)