To cheer her up...

[penda]

Hey theda,

Remember that time that I was taking piss at apestyle's place and his Mom walked in? She pointed at my wang and started screaming "DRAGON! DRAGON!" in Korean. She did it so much, in fact, that I was about to point out to her that it is impolite to give pet names to your son's friend's cock. However, she interrupted me and told me that she'd be honored if she could give me head. Far be it from me to turn down a blowjob from a toothless woman, so I accepted. However, just as she was about to, as we say in the hood, "get freaky" silentclarity walked in, saw the scene, and started to strip off his clothes to get a piece of the action. However, as you know doubt know, silentclarity is one hairy motherfucker and when apestyle's mom saw him naked she screamed "GOAT!" Man, it was like she was creating her own Chinese Zodiac right there in the bathroom. Anyway, I guess she was somewhat threatened by the Goat because she grabbed the nail file that was laying on the counter, charged silentclarity and stabbed him in the lip.

And that's the story of how silentclarity got that bitchin' scar on his lip.

Comments

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

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[inevitability.livejournal.com]

Face it, dude. You should have never left us alone with her. That woman is a sexual predator.

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I still can't look at Kim Chi without thinking about the creative uses she found for it.

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hear those kimchee enemas are brutal. You poor skinny bastard.

[theda.livejournal.com]

What's gonna make me laugh is when Tim kicks your skinny little ass! :)
Actually that made me laugh a lot!

(this deserves the boobies icon!)

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

Heh. My mission is accomplished, then.

[princessgeek.livejournal.com]

Dude, stay away from my mom at the wedding. She's hot and all but you gotta restrain yourself! (and you can have my boobies icon too)